Salad Floss

To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.

Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.

by JC and GT. February 6, 2010

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

titty salad

When you use a pair of breasts to achieve ejaculation and then consume the ejaculate from inside the cleavage.

Frank gave Bob a titty salad on Bob's enormous man titties.

by Vimmy March 10, 2008

Smirky Salad

a blue bowl with a green smirky face and has green, pink and yellow fish in it and it sings 'first place' by Larray on loop 25/8

"Stop singing 'first place' like the smirky salad!"

by wossiping_kiddos June 24, 2018

Brotato Salad

The rather messy result of unleashing a severe beatdown on 2 or more bros.

Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."

Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."

Person A: "So, what happened?"

Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."

Person A: "Win."

by Metreon October 14, 2011

Side-Salad

Someone who is used by another just to say they have extra hoes. AKA ... Said to be a Player.

My boyfriend's little brother thought so much of himself he claimed to have at least 2 side-salad's, excluding his girlfriend.

by Lacey March 27, 2005

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007