Pornstar Principle

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011

Slut Priest

A slut that is so immaculate that they call him a slut priest. A slut priest will laugh towards the heavens when their dirty deeds are done.

Dillon: Did you see Father David yesterday. I swear that that guy is a fucking slut priest.

Kyle: Ya i know I just want to deck that slut priest right in his Full crescent.

Dillon. After the service Father David was laughing towards the sky. What a weird bastard. I hope he burns!

by TheSlutPriest June 13, 2011

open prison

1.A Prison where you are allowed to leave during the day to go to a place of employment, the pub, score crack or just visit the local children's playground.

2.A term used to describe a Pontins Holiday parks. However, open prisons as described in 1 are probably less grubby and better maintained. They are also frequented by fewer petty criminals.

"I've just been on a mini-break to Pontins near Burnham-on-Sea. Would have had a better time at Strangeways"
"I've heard it's a bit of an open prison"

by gonkenstien August 16, 2012

muddy princess

When a Bro convinces a Ho that he can not have sex vaginally for their first time as he is Christian and that the only way would be to do Anal

Bro, did you ever bang that hottie from last night... "Ya dude, Give her the Muddy Princess"

by Ramkat87 May 2, 2017

Half princess

A total bitch. Half princess is a total understatement.

Yeah bro I tried to take her out make her happy but she's like half princess.

by TheMacAttackNeverRests August 27, 2017

Fat Prick

A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong

"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"

by Waltzerboi May 3, 2018

Bama privilege

The way that Alabama Football program has the entire SEC in their pocket. For example The SEC OFFICE - IN ALABAMA, REPLAY - IN ALABAMA, CHECKS FOR REFS - IN ALABAMA TOM RITTER ( head of replay officials for the SEC Conference) - IN ALABAMA, SEC HQ STAFF - IN ALABAMA. This Allows for constant bias in officiating in most Alabama football games. also called Alabama Privilege.

Did you see how they suspended Devin White from LSU for the 1st half of the Bama game? "yeah, he didn't even make helmet to helmet contact. It was Bama Privilege."

by SECknowledge October 22, 2018