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Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.
"Blimey mate, have you just let one off." "No, it's him, his breath fucking stinks. He is a Dr Pole."
by RamboNAN September 7, 2025
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pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
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Pole Buddies

Two women that have had sex with the same man
"You fucked him as well? Does that make us pole buddies?"
by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025
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pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once
Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go
by SamStrothers February 23, 2025
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Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump
I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.
by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023
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Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.
I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.
by TheHarbinger682 May 24, 2023
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Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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