Road mage

Apprentice Road Mage, lacks the deep insight of the universe that can only be gained by completing a road trip of over 1000 miles in 24 hours in the pissing rain on a motorcycle.

To be a full Road Mage the aspirant must have completed the challenge and have a beard and all head and facial hair , for preference, must be suitably chrome in appearance. He must always be able to find a cafe also.

Jon is a road mage

by Smickers2 June 30, 2022

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 21, 2019

Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'

Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck

by ph aero October 31, 2010

Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 07, 2017

ROAD KENNEL

slang for a k9 police car.

cop action in which a police dog is used.

originates from the kennels used for house pets.

"you bill! Road kennel comin' up on your right!"

"ditch the drugs, man! the police always be rollin' in the road kennels in the crib."

by benbot877 January 24, 2008

Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

by Dank___Daddy August 15, 2018

Road Nap

Any varnit, domestic pet, wild animal seen dead on road while driving with kids.

Hey kids look at that raccoon taking a road nap. Tramatizes kids way less. Used many times while in car with children.

by Rowdy Cain December 28, 2014