Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Muffin Squad

A group of idiots (3 or more) that do weird things like sleep to together but also just play Hypixel on Minecraft. A famous Muffin squad is Skeppy, a6d and BadBoyHalo.

DUDE THE MUFFIN SQUAD ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER! BRUH... that gay.

by LemonBoii June 28, 2020

sea muffin

The word that you use when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.

I had a lot of sea muffin in school today!

by Dan Mueller January 1, 2008

spooge muffin

any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.

Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?

J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!

by mad_urban April 23, 2008

Sexualicious Muffin

a sexualicious muffin is a horny teenager who enjoys sexual conversations with other sexualicious muffins. they enjoy the sport of wank and dirty talk.

"You're such a sexualicious muffin"
Rory is a sexualicious muffin

by Ma'am Wank Alot September 15, 2009

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

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by thurstyG February 2, 2010

Rape Muffin

Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. ♥

John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"

by Shadow Kunai June 20, 2011