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Melon123

A fat guy that no life's League of Legends, with a neck beard and a stomach larger than Jabba the hut.
"That's a melon123 right there."
by MadTom123 December 14, 2013
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melonicious

A woman with perfectly round breasts that cannot be ignored. Large round breasts begging to be played with. Breasts that makes a man swoon.
Jerry hated having to work next to Barb; she had these melonicious boobs that distracted him from his job.

His little sister was endowed with melonicious hooters and she wasn't afraid to flaunt them in front her brother's buddies.
by tainochief July 28, 2014
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melonkoover

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.
Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"
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MelonClimber

Hypebeast with a 15 inch inside your gf, way sexier than GanCheeHeng.
MelonClimber 360 no scoped LTGen Reinhard in. the. balls.
by Savage wolfie August 10, 2017
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Meloncorn

A meloncorn is a watermelon with the features of a unicorn, including the horn, a mane, a tail, hooves, eyes, and nose. It is not a real life animal, and it can fly, even though it has no wings.
The meloncorn flew over the stars.
by melon67 September 6, 2017
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Melontisous

When you or someone you know is addicted to talking about the pills or medication they take. If they take depression medication and always brag about it or say they are depressed and take pills then they are being melontisous.
If they take depression medication and always brag about it or say they are depressed and take pills then they are being melontisous.
by Arecacae palm tree September 25, 2017
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melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.
Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.
by Rookie V. November 9, 2017
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