No Mask, No Math

The slogan by math educators for their pseudoscientific or conspiracist audience, who argue that mask wearing or social distancing is ineffective in protecting them and others, especially for those who now have a certain degree of immunity after recovering from Covid-19.

Pastors tell their congregations: “no mask, no mass”; principals tell their classes: “no mask, no math.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2020

Simple Math

Adj.
Inexpensiveness; Cheap; Not high in price.

DISCLAIMER:
If you, perhaps, believe this is phrase to be racist, you have no right to criticize or vote poorly. This phrase is not intended to be racist and should not be treat as such.
Furthermore, white power!

White guy: Oy, this shirt is fucking cheap.

Black, homeless, math illiterate guy: Yeah, dawg! Five dollars, dat shit simple math.

by Rob_mc October 20, 2009

Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020

Math Rock

Music that's so technically difficult to play that it sounds like shit to the average listener.

I'm sure this is hard to play, but this Math Rock crap sounds like shit.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

Math

A dirty word among non-symbol-minded folks who are not keen, or find it brain-unfriendly, to learn the language of mass, length, and time; instead, they would rather pay the exam-smart or geeks to do the oft-tedious task for them.

The math guys and gals run the world, but most are clumsy in communicating their ideas to others, thus making them look like cold-hearted beings living in a platonic world of their own.

by MathPlus March 2, 2021

Math

A subject in school that requires adding, subtracting, multiplying, and other forms of calculation.

Math used to be so hard, now it's easy.

by someone else from windham June 26, 2003

Math 511

The most boring class in the world. It is considered an advanced class, but it is nearly entirely review from seventh and eighth grade. What a waste of time.

"Our next unit is probability."
"WTF NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE DID THAT IN 7th GRADE! MATH 511 IS A WASTE OF TIME!"

by Zoster Toaster January 9, 2007