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Grant

The eternal douchebag. A mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times.
Dont be such a Grant, everyone will hate you.
by Chesirecat January 7, 2013
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Grant Monroe

by some chick June 15, 2004
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gaunt

A condition of obesity in women wher a pendulous abdomen and pubulus mumbus become one.
Her gaunt folded over like a water laden baloon so as to obscure her vagina completely and deprive it of much needed air circulation.
by small paul January 22, 2008
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Gruntilda

Taking a shit and/or diarreah on a girls' head and then rubbing the excrement-covered cranium on the floor like a broom.
Yo I totally gave Dereks' mom a Guntilda last night.

Aw shit Norma wanted a Gruntilda soo bad, but i gave her a piledriver instead.
by dfreshhh October 24, 2008
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Grant

A complete and utter wanker who sports a very bad fringe/haircut. A Grant is often seen mistreating people despite the fact that he really has no room to be choosy regarding friends (namely due to his bad haircut)
Shit, man, I'll go and shave it all off right this second; I'd rather look like a giant thumb than a Grant :(!
by Mildred Tumbleweed June 24, 2011
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Rupert Grint

A ginger-haired 18 year old, famous for 'acting' the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films. Some people believe he is attractive, with his acne ridden face (but not worse than Tom Felton's) and vacant expression. Most people believe he has the best acting ability out of the Harry Potter Trio. Probably why he has done such prestigious and oscar-worthy movies, such as Thunderpants and Driving Lessons. Cannot speak more than 3 words in an interview, answers consist of 'Cool', 'Yeah' and 'Wicked'.
'Cool, yeah. It's wicked.', Rupert Grint's response to most questions.
by Katv2 September 20, 2006
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grunties

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?
by John January 28, 2004
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