Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Flamper

A floating camper, typically an RV or trailer secured to a floating dock

God damn it, Rebecca threw up off the side of the flamper again

by Ctone84 August 11, 2022

Flakpanzer

A tank that has either antiaircaft/antimissile automatic cannon and missiles with latest radar, lasers, and electronic detection devices, too. Can be a radio-controlled toy, too.

The Ukrainian flakpanzer shout down five of the latest Russian short range cruise missiles.

The puppy delightfully chased the toy radio-controlled flakpanzer aroud its fenced in yard.

Why weren't both the Pentagon and The White House guarded by flakpanzers on 9/11/01?

by Taktardikus Maximus September 15, 2022

flanp

A little flabby bit of skin.

GF: I can't be with you anymore, I'm just disgusted.
BF: You have to be more open with playing with my little flanp.

by jzbitch October 18, 2022

flapass

Noun; someone who runs their mouth too much

“Shut the hell up flapass”

by Unrealisticquote October 21, 2022

farp

when your burp sounds like a fart

“dude she just farped”

by smelly balls November 22, 2022

flapajab

To violently stab flap jacks. One aggressively eating pancakes.

Jace went flapajab on this mornings breakfast.

by Belcot January 23, 2023