french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

alex french

A current tik tok star who got fame from being positive and goofy. The new hype girl seen as precious and innocent who actually has the mental capacity and personality of a golden retriever. Charli was a better hype girl

Hey, have you heard of that new tik tok girl Alex French?
Yeah, she’s so cute

by Urmomgay4 December 1, 2019

french frie

A French frie is when you jerk off and cum on a table or hard substance. You then smear it into a half dolor sized circle and put some asiago cheese on it. Next you melt it with a blowdrier and slurp it up

Dude I had such a good French frie for lunch

" what do u want for dinner honey"-mom
" can papa make us some French fries"-daughter

"Sure thing my sweat boy" -mom

by The OG savage March 28, 2016

Fwench

Intentional mispronunciation of the word French, to conjure the notion of an effeminate and decadent culture. Possibly derived from the satiric faux French accent spoken by Michael Palin’s characters in various Monty Python skits.

The Fwench finally got a clue, of sorts, and elected a President that sees friendship with the U.S. as a good thing.

by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008

French Lemonade

To pee in someone's mouth. see golden shower

Would you like a fine fresh squirt of French Lemonade?

by LA Dude September 6, 2007

French Tuck

Placing an erect penis under the belt rim of your pants in an attempt to hide the evidence.

Before solving the equation on the board johnny performed a quick french tuck to conceal his awkward boner from his classmates.

by Twiggy Johnson August 1, 2018

French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!

Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!

by jackal16 November 21, 2010