Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob

He has a doorknob omg

by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022

Doorknocker

A discriminatory word used against those who follow the religion of Mormonism. This is because of the tendency for Mormons to go door to door trying to spread their religion/ book.

"Who was just at the door, honey?"
"Oh, just one of those Doorknockers."

by soymbean October 26, 2022

doorknob

Something or somebody that gets twisted

Stop saying that your being a doorknob

by sfgsfbbbhfde November 21, 2022

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors

My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.

by V prise July 8, 2024

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024