Deck Pimp

This is the guy that determines the closest spot in the parking deck to the road, and then religiously attempts to take that spot every day that he can.

Dave is the Deck Pimp.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

Decklan

Yellow teeth messed up hair fucking annoying

Decklan is weird

by Big boy sucking dick March 24, 2019

decker

A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".

Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!

by dont be that kid January 20, 2009

Double Decker

n. An act involving two people pooping at once whereby the first person sits on the toilet seat and the second straddles the bowl while sitting on the first person's lap.

In order so save water, we did a double decker.

by Matty Scat August 13, 2006

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

deck it

To successfully and intentionally hit someone hard enough that they are knocked to the ground.

John : Do you see that Bad guy over there giving me the eye

Fred : Sure ?

John : Well he's gonna deck it in 30 seconds flat

by GingerSimon August 23, 2016

deco

pronunciation: de - ko
short for decorative; fancy

man that’s shirt is deco!

by flemmaa May 10, 2019