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Clown Crown

Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness
"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."

"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."
by Mike Swearengen September 7, 2013
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the crowbar

During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis
I did the crowbar last night

I got crowbarred last night
by CrowbarG December 13, 2017
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to bathe in the crowd

to mingle in a group of people to be sociable and PRETTY COOL DUDE WALKING AROUND A PARTY MEETING HOTTIES
On saturday I want to bathe in the crowd at the nats game, and meet some very sauce people.
by January May 27, 2006
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2 and 4 crowd

At a concert, a hip audience is known as a 2 and 4 crowd (as opposed to a 1 and 3 crowd). It refers to the beat that the crowd is likely to clap along to.
Bob: "Man great audience tonight, we were rockin'"
Mick: "Yeah man, they were definitely a 2 and 4 crowd!"
by toroboy January 30, 2010
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Polish the Crown

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021
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Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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crowhillian

a word to describe someone who comes from Crowhill in Irthlingborough Northamptonshire
"Death to all crowhillians"
by fred October 21, 2003
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