crowbarred 

To have a tooth removed

I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.

crowbarred by Chugach April 26, 2003

Crowbarring 

is when one homo-sexual slaps another homo-sexual with his errect penis across the face on a busy dance floor.

Dave screamed in pain whilst Tom slapped his face with his errect penis while other dancers stood in a circle and laughed..crowbarring

OMG Rhys got crow barred last night, it was so funny

Crowbarring by Steve crowbarring yates October 11, 2011

crowbarring 

The act of helping your neighbor tug on a large, exposed root in his yard. It usually involves the use of a crowbar to lessen the strain that can occur when helping your neighbor tug on his root.

My neighbor asked me to get a crowbar and come over and help tug on his big root that he keeps telling me about. I said ‘hell yeah, motherfucker! I love crowbarring!’

crowbarring by Atomic Peanut August 20, 2018

crowbarrower

Refers to someone who selfishly/insensitively uses unfair "leveraging" techniques (guilt tripping, promises of windfall sales/profits, grandiose business-opportunity hyping, nepotism-type whiny pleading "But I'm your ___... surely you should want to help one of your own kin!", etc.) to pressure others into giving him "seed money" to start his own business, but then simply using the coerced funds for non-business-startup expenditures, while either totally abandoning his original aspirations to set up shop on his pwn, or at best unmotivatedly proceeding with his plans in an apathetic lackluster manner that almost guarantees failure... just like a crow who hungrily devours the corn kernels that the farmer has just planted, he simply "eats the seed money" to fill his tummy right away, rather than waiting to let the seed "germinate and flourish" into a much more bountiful harvest sometime in the future, where there would be corn galore on which to sate his appetite.

I never lend money to my indolent self-centered cousin --- some of my relatives may be taken in by his enthusiastic sales-pitches of business-optimism, but I think he's just being a crowbarrower, merely to avoid having to get a regular job like every other able-bodied soul has to.

crowbarrower by QuacksO October 1, 2017

Crowbard 

To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface

Bro did you see Jesse just got fucking Crowbard like a little bitch

Crowbard by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020

crowbarsexual 

Crowbarsexual is when you have a sexual feeling to a fellow crowbar.

Example: Friend (Straight) "Look at this crowbar!" You (Crowbarsexual) "Mmmm..." *grabs and starts doing sexual acts with the crowbar"

crowbarsexual by VampedHead December 6, 2023