San Francisco Corn Waffle

Take a Cleveland Steamer and hit it with a tennis racket.

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.

by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009

Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

by mrserat March 25, 2008

Corn

What people say to randomly start a corn showdown where the 2 yell or say "corn" back and forth to see who gets the last corn, you can also make your corn better by saying "Ultracorn" or some other clever name.

Jimmy:Corn
Bob:Corn!
Samantha:Corn
Matt:Ultracorn

by Ultracorn April 12, 2010

corn on a cob

a corn on a stic

i like corn on a cob
you suc it

no

by corn on a cob suc December 14, 2016

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

by sarcastic November 3, 2003

corn porn

the act of two corn snakes getting it one with one another.

hey mike, look at that corn porn!

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

corn

Something ancient that everybody knows. Usage originated with the sarcastic statement "Corn laws repealed!", a variant of "Earth comes into being: Big Bang suspected". Used mainly by tossers who think they're at the cutting edge of everything, or by people wary of being made to look less-than-hip by aforementioned tossers.

"Apologies if this is corn, but has anyone heard the latest David Beckham rumour?" "Jesus fuck, that's so corn!" etc.

by gorky5 April 1, 2003