When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.
"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.
by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009
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by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011
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She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
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by gnostic1 December 23, 2011
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sell-out.
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.
sell-out.
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.
1.) Current Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is A-OK with Sharia law in Iraq that dooms Iraqi women to honor killings & donning burkahs.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.
by Clevelandchick September 20, 2005
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Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.
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by MastG March 22, 2010
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Excuse me, I need to buy at least 500 extra-large condoms. I'm a condomnaut, and I mean to fly across the English channel, buoyed up by distended contraceptives!
by mmacx June 28, 2010
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