sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

Duey Button

a Duey Button is when you lick your finger tips and slap someone on the forehead.

-when someone is pissing you off lick your fingers and slap them on the forehaed and say Duey Button!-

by Slippy Something? April 16, 2009

Button-Sniff

The art a sneakerly smelling the receiver belly button before performing oral sex. If the smell is bad there's a warning sign present of what to expect further down.

"YACKKK!!! she was rotten down there, should of played it safe and done a button-sniff first"

by Shieldslad86 July 17, 2020

Pause Button OCD

This is the game given to the habit of some people of pausing TV shows or films mid-flow in order to read text that is displayed on screen.

This phenomenon wasn't very common a couple of decades ago, but the ability to pause a TV show or film and retain crystal clear quality has caused the occurrences of this to rise in number. Often the people pausing the screen will pause in the hopes of learning some extra information about what's going on or maybe see some inside jokes. While sometimes they are right, more often than not the information will add nothing to the experience.

Can be very annoying for people who just want to watch the show.

"At least if she has Pause Button OCD it means you can run to the toilet while she reads it"

by WatcherMark September 23, 2020

Bully Button

Another word for ticks, in the same manner that a snake is referred to as a "Nope Rope" or "Danger Noodle"

"Watch out for Bully Buttons when you're out in the woods!"

by SampleNicknameNo3288418 January 11, 2019

Dumb Buttons

This is another name for nipples

“All I can think about is fondling those dumb buttons”

by Monsoon Niplord April 22, 2022

Button Masher

An excuse that pro players call people when they lose to them.

“Yay I won”
“Well you were just a button masher”

by SuperQuack September 29, 2021