Branet

A girl who is named branet,
And has a friend named milene
And that friend milene will beat your ass if you steal her chicken nugget.
And she is cool
Awesome
YEAHHSHSJW

BRANET HAS HAIR

by millyne July 9, 2018

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Broner

When Bros get boners talking about particularly broey things like autocross, craft beer, golf, football or the good ol' days of high school.

Anytime a dude gets excited while starting a sentence with "in high school" or talks about his football team - his broner is present.

by Number One Dick Sucker September 14, 2018

braneuysm

When you malfunction eating Bran cereal.

I had a huge braneuysm this morning. I don't feel like myself anymore.

by Huggable_Marsh November 1, 2018

Bruce Ketrick

A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.

I was out it’s the leader of the gang Bruce Ketrick

by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018

Broner

A friend that you love but constantly dissapoints you.

Man I love fred but he keeps fucking up. Yeah what a fucking broner

by Xycomi December 20, 2018

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018