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Battle Chad

Chad Kensington is a character from the game Friday the 13th. When added the perks, Slugger, Heavy hitter, and Thick skinned, he becomes Battle Chad!
Battle chad originated from the twitch user, Swag_Dracula.

Upon playing Friday the 13th, Swag Dracula was placed in a lobby filled with players who had chosen Chad as their preference counselor.

While off stream, he developed the perfect combination of perks for Battle Chad. After testing it out, he introduced the concept of Battle Chad to his fellow streamer friends, Bryce McQuaid and Gorillaphant. Soon after they played as Battle Chad, they all adopted Battle Chad as a common character that they will play as for a while.

Some may argue that Bryce Mcquaid invented Battle Chad. However, Swag Dracula invented Battle Chad and there is video proof of it.

Chad has different variations of outfits and objectives. Battle chad originally wears the pink sweater along with the white and black patterned shirt with pink pants. His main objective include making sure you beat the living hell out of Jason (Nega Chad). Another variation of Chad is Guardian Angel Chad . Guardian Angel Chad wears all white with the pink sweater. His main objective it to protect all the counselors from Jason. Renegade Chad is the baddest Chad of them all! Renegade Chad wears dark clothes and has a smirk of evil. His only objective is himself. His only interests are for himself and the beat the living hell out of Jason.

The most common Chad is Battle Chad.
Person 1: "Oh sweet, let me get on that Battle Chad action!"

Person 2: "Didn't Bryce McQuaid invent Battle Chad?"

Person 1: "No, you pleb! Swag_Dracula did!!! BATTLE CHAD HYPEEEEEE!!!!!
by julipai July 26, 2017
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Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute
Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"
by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019
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Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary
by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018
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Shag Battle

The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.

Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as

"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."
by amadeusparasyte July 9, 2016
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Battlefield 1

A WW1 themed FPS game developed by DICE and published by EA. This game is the reason why everyone is saying "RIP COD"
"Wow! Battlefield 1 just destroyed CoD infinite warfare!"
"RIP COD"
by CWProkiller May 22, 2016
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Battlefronted

To get completely intoxicated to the point where you believe you are a real life character from Star Wars. The name coming from the awesome game Star Wars Battlefront and its sequel.
Lad #1:"Josh sure is drinking a lot tonight"
Lad #2:"I know I think he's totally battlefronted"
Josh:"Wahoo! I'm Jedi Master Pooperscooper and I'll smite you down Darth Lampost"
by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
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bottlerider

(n) A female nightlife attendee who tends to drink from the bottles that guys purchase at the club. These females are especially fond of athletes, CEOs, or club owners. They tend to ignore most until there is a chance for a bottleride. Bottleriders dress in skimpy outfits that come in outlandish colors and textures e.g. bright pink and trash bag material.
"Man, last night I spent $1,500 on bottle service..."

"Who were you with?"

"It was just me and Jake... And a couple chicks we met there."

"Did you know these girls beforehand?"

"Na, they were bottleriders."
by tgun_ April 1, 2010
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