blow his nose 

ejaculate -aka: 'blew' his nose

when he blew his nose, i about drowned

he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!

blow his nose by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

blow a gasket 

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.

1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.

blow a gasket by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Blow Donkey 

The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.

I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.

Blow Donkey by Gilas Baby August 27, 2008

Blow up my phone 

Send 10 bra or pantie pictures to the other

Blow up my phone "Megan got dared to blow up my phone and so she did"

Blow up my phone by Dave113 February 27, 2019

blow your shit up on spot 

a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.

"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"

blow your shit up on spot by Lynn November 15, 2003

blow job 

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

blow job by Yoneo July 26, 2006

blow back 

1.When your IQ is so low that your penis turns on you and it attempts to rip it self from your retarded body by backfiring.

2.Penil suicide...if yours does this that means you should to!!!!

Gary:Holy wheres my cock?!?!?!
Stevy: Dude blow back
Mary:Whos cock just landed in my lemonade?!

blow back by John May 6, 2004