Not Blizzard

It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement

aw mans its not blizzarding again

by Your Couisn Frank October 30, 2020

Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.

I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard

by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021

Viral Blizzard

A term used by slimy modern media outlets to try and in-still fear in the general public over a organized pandemic. Can also be linked back to for-profit agencies

Hey, people aren’t getting vaccinated fast enough so let’s try to in-still fear in them through creating the term “viral blizzard”

by Bushdiver#5 December 23, 2021

The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible

Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard

by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022