Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

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Blizzlin

1. to go in at an abnormal rate while smoking marijuana, a state of mind

synonoms: crunk, wavy, party, floss, wild, twisted, zooted

example
q: whats good tonight
a: we out here at the Catman's blizzlin

Blizzlin by Bliz MONEY November 16, 2013

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Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

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blizzy bobbler

The friend in your group that when passed the blunt always drops it upon receiving it

“Bro don’t pass the blunt to Derek he’s a Blizzy Bobbler he’s always dropping it!”

blizzy bobbler by babamarkola July 19, 2020

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