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beaner

The wall? It just got 10 feet higher. We've got to expel the beaners.
by Corey Lewandowski July 12, 2016
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Beavers Dam

When feeding the beavers, a wall of logs is built, trapping all the water inside the dam.
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)
Jim: Hey Bob!!! Do you have a plunger? Theres a beavers dam up here!!
by Jim-bob April 9, 2003
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Beavery

Adj. Describe a partially unshaven male. I.e. they look rough and hairy like a beaver.
Boy: What do you think of my beard? I've decided to start growing one.

Girl: It's stupid. It makes you look beavery.
by Wikki October 17, 2005
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beaverland

Any place with more women than men.
Oh man, this housing community is filled so many girls....total beaverland!
by Jujurocs May 21, 2008
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Beaver Without A Blanket

The female version of "going commando".

A female currently without underwear on her bottom half.
So I reached up her skirt to check out her cash and prizes just to find that she had a beaver without a blanket.
by Bengina October 14, 2008
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Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped
ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.
by Crankshaw October 1, 2009
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beaver punch

beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)
dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!
by beaver puncher December 5, 2009
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