beamer

(adj) a f*cking douchebag/asshole in a BMW who drives as if he owns the road, but unaware that rather than being admired, he's being flipped off by every surrounding driver and pedestrian within a 5 mile radius.

1) -gets cut off by a BMW-

Man, what a freaking beamer.

2) "What kind of driver is Larry?" "He's a beamer"

by slovaniktwist January 13, 2011

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

beaners

It means hello, goodbye, or all right, most commonly mistakened to mean a person from Mexico.

Flo : Ok I have to go!
Melissa : Ok Beaners!
Flo : Beaners! = P
Flo : *leaves*

by Lilly December 16, 2003

Beaker

The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".

"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."

by pete miniutti December 31, 2007

bitch ass beaner

It was once said that those that can choose their own destiny, will the world. aint that some shit(bitch ass beaner reference).

josh ross is a bitch ass beaner.

Lux is a bitch ass beaner.

by brian ross has no room on his computer because he has downloaded too much male porn. April 3, 2005

Bauer

The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.

wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.

by JIMMY CRAX CORN March 25, 2009

Bauer-Status

a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour

hey I haven't slept......BAEUER STATUS!!!

by p-deezy June 25, 2003