Woodstock

a person who is nice to hang out with but occasionally gets very very emotional

i guess shes is a woodstock she is nice for a secound but then flips out

by burnt waffles May 19, 2008

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 9, 2010

Magic words

Sexist-Racist-Homophobic! Singularly or together, used to "win" arguments online and irl. Oftentimes expanded with -imperialist, - misogynistic, et. al. When you lack debating skills, you can always insult your opponent.

Showed him a link about how North Korea is living his low carbon emissions dream; he used one of the magic words to claim Glorious People's Victory, and ban me of course.

by Call me Sam Hall September 20, 2016

Woad

Woad is a woman's vagina which is as wide as it is deep. It makes a perfect mate with the man counterpart, Choad.

"I can never get laid! As soon as the guys see my Woad they run".

"Don't worry Lafonda. I know this good lookin' guy with a Choad. I'll hook you up".

by Gilbadon July 20, 2010

i have no words to use so...

I have no words to do definitions for,
so I did this one.

Bo.

by person yo-yo September 22, 2003

Wordsmith

A jerk who changes what you've written, not because it isn't good, but because they want to put there mark of ownership on your finished product. Normally used in engineering circles.

I can't believe that she just wordsmithed your document. There wasn't anything wrong with it, she's just a bitch who needs her finger on everything.

by Editorextraordinarre March 14, 2013

Oakton Woods

Oakton Woods is THE sweetest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys of this neighborhood naturally get into the best colleges in the country and enjoying drinking natty light and smoking parliament lights.

random kid: goddamn i wish i lived in your neighborhood (Oakton Woods)!!

O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)

by ProudOWresident September 13, 2007