Twitter

The only website that donald Trump uses

Omg imma go on Twitter and tweet some stupid stuff. OK I"LL TYPE THIS. THE ELECTION WAS A FRAUD AND IT"S NOT FaIR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\

(!) elction fraud is not real

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Twitter Drama

a VERY social media platform where a lot of shet goes down :)

"omg that twitter drama was trending #1 last night"

by 000y_z December 2, 2020

nsfw twitter

a place where people get horny and masturbate, filled with content that are usually better than ph themselves. 18+ people only are welcomed here

Hey dude, have you joined nsfw twitter yet? I heard it's a lot of fun there.

by edgymofo December 12, 2021

woke twitter

people calling out ignorant people that need to be addressed for current inappropriate behavior and/or words

not to be confused with fake woke twitter

Woke twitter, unlike fake woke twitter, addresses relevant, current incidents involving things like discrimination, wrongful shaming/bashing, or making jokes about very serious topics.

by spilledtea March 7, 2018

twitterific

1. loose; whorish; skanky.
2. ganksterr.
3. hardcore.
4. glittery

Molly--d00d i totally banged like 3 ppl last night.
D00d-- dang...ur soo twitterific!
(example good for all definitions.)

by taraTERRRIFIC March 3, 2008

Twitter

A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.

Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"

by Zaneshift July 3, 2010

Football Twitter

FtblAdam is sooo shit and u have to admit it

Football Twitter is weird

by Jwkqjqgwhwushs August 20, 2019