turd searcher 

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

turd searcher by wch-meister October 24, 2017

Turd Wheel 

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.

I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.

Turd Wheel by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018

Turd cutter 

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

Turd cutter by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

turd in a marshmallow 

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

turd in a marshmallow by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

Turd cutter 

Bah-donk-ah-donk

That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle

Turd cutter by Mamo December 1, 2019

Turd Basket

An alocholic drink in which a shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of Red Bull and chugged. Similar to an Irish car bomb.

Bartender, may I please have a round of turd baskets for the guys?

Turd Basket by Ted Ferguson July 15, 2007

Turd Furguson 

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

Turd Furguson by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008