The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.

Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude

by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024

giggle guts

This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.

Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.

by von groovy July 28, 2024

Spittin’ Guts

Term used to describe another person with the same demeanor and personality traits of an elder.

“My son is the spittin’ guts of me”

by Lillou April 5, 2025

Gut snorkel

A bullet hole in the abdomen area

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel

by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025

Gut

something you call a friend, replacement for cuh, buddy, homie, gang.

Guy 1:Wsg Gut. Guy 2:hey twin.

by savyyfr May 27, 2025

Guts & Blackpowder

A Roblox zombies game set in the time period of the Napoleonic Wars, complete with weaponry from the time period (long ass reload times)

Person 1: I'm bored wanna hop on Guts & Blackpowder
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:

by Chickenbird6 November 20, 2023

Gut Ripper

an absolutely geneva convention violating stinky fart that can not be stopped, suppressed or muted in any way. You could turn on a jet engine and not drown out a gut ripper. These often hurt coming out and cause stomach gurgling. If you hear your stomach gurgling violently and a strong feeling down there, get away from large crowds before you explode. Sometimes, gut rippers are legally considered chemical weapons. Also, some cause 100% chance of sharting. Be careful around these.

Person 1: Man, i'm aboutta drop a gut ripper
Person 2: Everybody run!

by sigmasuprise125 November 23, 2023