twisexual

Someone who wants to have an orgy with the cast of Twilight

I'm a Twisexual

by greenday22 May 18, 2011

Two Stupid Dogs

A kick-ass Hanna-Barbara cartoon that was around during the early 90's.

"Isn't that cute.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"

by Dave December 30, 2004

twitter fever

When you start to use hashtags somewhere else besides twitter like texting or facebook. Highly unessecary.

John: Did you see daves status last night it was "grounded #lifesucks"

Rick:yeah he must have some serious twitter fever

by datrascaldakota October 5, 2011

Twat Knocking

v; the female equivalent of "busting balls."

Relax, girl. I'm just twat knocking.

by Funwithwordsdotorg November 30, 2011

tweeker county

Tweeker county is known as a small county in Minnesota famous for its meth users and puddle sluts. Aka: Meeker county Minnesota.

Damn there are alot of puddle sluts in tweeker county.

by not a meth head February 12, 2014

guitar hero twitch

a condition where, whenever a song with a reasonable guitar track comes on the radio, an avid guitar hero player's fingers start twitching as though they were trying to hit the notes.

excessive guitar hero use may also lead to players envisioning a fretboard in their head when said tracks are played

my hands begin to twitch uncontrollably whenever 'sweet child of mine' comes on the radio - i've got the guitar hero twitch

by Batiu-Drami December 20, 2007

Football Twitter

A sub-section of Twitter were accounts solely tweet about Football. It is full of fatuous, pseudo intellectual, pubescent virgins who claim to be football experts. Accounts spend there days playing FIFA ultimate team, watching Youtube compilations and arguing over who is the best player in the Premier League. Everyone here steals tweets, aims to be controversial, and call people frauds when they have a bad game. These kids are fixated with retweets and would kill there own mother for a few likes. Users have cringy @'s, never go to games, and are obsessed with spreading propaganda about there favourite players. Most on Football Twitter live in third world countries and watch games on 140p streams that lag. These kids are socially inept and have never felt a female.

Sergio Aguero is a fraud
Why do you say that?
Saw on Football Twitter, 'SanchezSkills' exposed him

by JimmyConway123 November 24, 2016