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by Bourne April 10, 2002
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Tosspot

1. The wanking equivalent to a swear-box/jar.

If one finds themself jerkin' the gherkin a little too often, and they wish to solve this problem, then a tosspot system can be used to combat the issue. Essentially, when the serial tosser tosses themselves off, they have to toss one pound sterling into their tosspot. This should act as a disincentive to wanking, thus solving the problem.

For added fun, a competition can be initiated among two friends. A set period of time is designated- two weeks say, whereby both gents utilise the tosspot system. At the end of these two weeks, the tosspots are swapped. The loser is the chump who hands over the tosspot with the most money. This game requires the utmost honesty to avoid brawls.
Kid A: "Why doesn't Willy come out anymore?"

Kid B: "He can't afford to... all of his money ends up in his tosspot- stupid cunt."
by schuhbear April 13, 2009
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Toshi

an obviously mistaken Japanese name, but actually is a Korean noun which means "an unusual out come after self pleasuring."
Example1:

Jake: "Why is your left hand bigger than your right hand? You might have the Toshi."

Example2:
Trae: "Dude I was watching some pornography. I was about to reach to my climax, then suddenly my dick recoiled upwards and hit my face.

Jake: Dude I think you should see a doctor, because I have the Toshi as well.
by Toshi12345 April 21, 2010
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tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)
As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.
by Lord Mike March 18, 2004
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Daniel Tosh

A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.
Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.
by Comedycentral Buffet December 15, 2011
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tossing sallad

Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.
-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!
by Andreas April 5, 2004
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tossel

Good evening madam, would you like to go for a tossel in the hay?
by Jason Michael Calaiaro July 16, 2008
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