an amazing school that has a reputation of being the brightest and the best. and know for staying home on weekends doing homework. its uniform shows a lot of leg when sitting down, so u get to know (see) more of someone than u may of wanted.
by katie May 08, 2005
A large Jesus Statue assumed to made out of butter located in Monroe,OH. The giant Jesus has been linked to and increase in accidents in the area.
by A-DUB79 January 16, 2009
by Josh February 28, 2004
Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."
Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."
Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
by Nicholas W June 06, 2007
A fun place to abandon your kids for the summer. Activities include: Religious and political brainwashing, Idol worship (mainly cardboard cut-outs of George W. Bush), crying, and mumbling incoherently.
*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."
*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."
by insertname April 19, 2007
Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.
"Jesus was Palestinian!"
"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
by erik December 14, 2003