When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.
by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam September 07, 2008
Don't hook up with Amy . She's a river mouth.
by tulipballs November 03, 2015
noun< used in reference to annoying child disturbing their mothers while they are talking with other adults
mother.. so i said yes lets make pizza for dinner
child.. mommy mommy mommy mommy
mother. WHAT FUCK MOUTH ! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AMD PLAY WITH THE KIDS
child.. mommy mommy mommy mommy
mother. WHAT FUCK MOUTH ! GO IN THE OTHER ROOM AMD PLAY WITH THE KIDS
by DR.SPOCK September 28, 2009
by kp-dog April 05, 2012
A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).
1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...
Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.
by Mouth Smacker September 20, 2006
A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.
by sugarcoatedGandhiman February 10, 2011
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