orly taitz

see: dumb fuck, zionist retard, reread dumb fuck.

oRLY taitz also known as oily titz is a dumb fuck who gives jews a bad name; and likes nothing better than to file law suits against Obama and snort crack.

by justme8719 June 11, 2010

Tantan

A sweet nerd who loves to read books but has a secret life who no one knows about which is being the badass in the outside world.

"Hey Tantan looking good there"

by autumn black January 3, 2015

Tait

Tait

Name Origin:

Scandinavian descent
Generally means 'cheerful'
A Lover and a Fighter
True Gentleman/Romantic

That Tait dude aint playing...

Dont push him

Otherwise he'll turn into Tate
You can take that to the Bank!

by FF4REAL December 26, 2010

Taintkerchief

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

taintarific

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.

Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.

by muniboy March 10, 2008

taintopheliac

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.

Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

Taintssage

The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.

Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"

by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009