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Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

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Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
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Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
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Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
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Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!
by Bestie420 July 21, 2022
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