cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

Anchor station

an anchor station is similar to an anchor channel. However, instead of using a TV station as an anchor, you use a radio station as an anchor. You'll listen to one radio station until your favorite show is on or you find something better.

Ex 1: When you're cruising the airwaves, because your favorite station is playing the third set of commercials in the past ten minutes, you may find another station to listen to for your listening pleasure. That station you find is the anchor station.

Ex 2:
Listener 1: Man, these commercials are annoying, and the "Friday Night Mixtape with LMFAO in the Mix" doesn't start until 9 pm!

Listener 2: There's a station on 97.5 that plays LMFAO-style music all the time! Let's use that as the anchor station until this station starts broadcasting the mix show.

by Dexlab103 November 14, 2013

Apu station

An Apu station is a gas station/ convenience store that is owned and operated by people of middle-eastern descent. Named after the character "Apu" on the Simpsons.

That Exxon on Main Street is definitely an Apu station!

by Amous January 2, 2014

Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.

Be my meat station.

by coolcatdid March 4, 2014

Grandpa staticballs

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa

"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"

by The viking May 26, 2014

Full Statham

1) When something that is already badass reaches a level of excessive, over the top action.

2) One step beyond intense, ultra-hardcore.

1) She went Full Statham the last round of the game.
2) That movie went Full Statham.

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015

Gag station

Another name for a glory hole

Hey, are you going to that new gag station on Ridgewood Ave?

by BenGrover October 27, 2015