spank

1.Anyone that steals an insult they find funny and continue to overuse it.
2.McFatty.
3.Chef.
4.Everyone else who has posted in this thread.

Mcfatty and Chef are the main spanks

by Ooby July 18, 2008

Slanky

A word for describing the super slut. A combination of the words, Slut and Skank mixed with "Slinky". A slinky goes from stair to stair much like your typical super slut goes from guy to guy, hence, "Slanky"

Me: "Oh my god do you know Jen?!"
You: You mean that one from our class?"
Me: "Yeah man!"
You: "Dude she is so Slanky!"

by catsman5000 July 20, 2011

Slank

1.The term 'slank' can be used when greeting gal-pals or 2. In a negative way such as, shouting to an ex or 3.describing an unfortunate experience

1."Hey chica, what's bouncin slank?"

2."Girl keep yo distance dat boys slank!"

3. "Damn son, i worked all weekend it was slank man, slank."

by CDiddy January 23, 2004

Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.

Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.

by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

slank

SLANK

Sexy Little and Naughty Kid

That sexy slank is so short and naughty! Ha! She's only twelve!

by XD XD XD April 15, 2004

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010