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Space Coitus

1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.

2. When you are fucking in outer space.

3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''

Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.

Daya : So, how was it ???

Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.

Daya : Is it fun ?

Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.

Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.

Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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space mile

A space mile is a unit of distance that is approximately the length that spans one minute of arc on the circumference of the observable universe, using any meridian.

Using the results found by Cornish et. al in the paper titled "Constraints on the Topology of the Universe: Extension to General Geometries" the length of a space mile is currently defined as being 13526301.703 ly or about 4147183 parsecs.
Man 1: "How long is a space mile?"
Man 2: "It is 13,526,301.703 light years long, or about as long as my space DICK!"
All: "OOOOH!"
by verisimilidude. December 28, 2015
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Space Aids

by spAcEaiDS89 August 20, 2019
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Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
by Rob Bob May 22, 2008
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space girl

A term for a particularly overweight or obese girl, she's so fat that you can see her from space.
'Klara is such a space girl. Did you just see her walk past?'

'No, but I sure felt the ground rumble'
by Cornelia October 2, 2007
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Space Hog

Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.

They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.

A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.
We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.

I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.
by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011
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space avenger

V. -the act of throwing your band chair backwards to the point where it hits the ground while screaming SPACE AVENGER! during a boring point in time.
I space avengered at least 7 times that day.
by mante July 13, 2007
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