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simonpietro

is the most incredible person I've ever met in this world. He's so cute, sweet, stupid and amazingly hot. Also, he doesn't know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares: he is the most beautiful soul in this fucking world.
Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: shut up and hug me.
by piggyfeet November 20, 2021
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Simo

It's a term for very intelligent yet kind of retarded person. Simos are very academically gifted and excell at every subject except P.E., because of their lack of physical strength. Simos cannot tolerate stupidity, that is why they often tell people to shoot themselves. They get along well among their own gender, but lack experience with the opposite sex. They are usually very arrogant, proud, condescending and sometimes racist, but only towards black people.
We have a Simo in our class, his vanity is beyond anything I have ever seen.
by Simeonkin November 21, 2021
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Simon

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!
Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy
by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simon

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
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Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.
No other Person is as good as Simon.
by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021
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