Macho Salad 

-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"

Or

-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.

Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something

Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.

-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!

-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.

Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.

-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.

Macho Salad by Rugaru August 20, 2010

Mediterranean Salad 

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.

Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.

Mediterranean Salad by MSWSB! June 19, 2011

Anal Fruit Salad 

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

Anal Fruit Salad by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

Seizure Salad 

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

Seizure Salad by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009

Nerf Salad

Enough said

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad

Nerf Salad by TrueGangsta94 September 10, 2010

Tossin' Salad 

Licking an asshole.

He tossed a lot of salads in prison.

Tossin' Salad by big hedd September 16, 2003

egg salad 

6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.

The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.

egg salad by Succubus February 6, 2005