Smirky Salad

a blue bowl with a green smirky face and has green, pink and yellow fish in it and it sings 'first place' by Larray on loop 25/8

"Stop singing 'first place' like the smirky salad!"

by wossiping_kiddos June 24, 2018

Brotato Salad

The rather messy result of unleashing a severe beatdown on 2 or more bros.

Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."

Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."

Person A: "So, what happened?"

Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."

Person A: "Win."

by Metreon October 14, 2011

Side-Salad

Someone who is used by another just to say they have extra hoes. AKA ... Said to be a Player.

My boyfriend's little brother thought so much of himself he claimed to have at least 2 side-salad's, excluding his girlfriend.

by Lacey March 27, 2005

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

Potato Salad

when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad

Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.

by isaidyoucanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

Salad Day

A salad day is one of those days when you are content to drink cool-aid on the curb, shoes off, with the smell of fresh cut grass filling your nose. One of those days when your skin tingles from the sun and your stomach aches from laughing. One of those days that leave you feeling complete.

"Oh man..yeah,now that..that was a salad day."

by how clarifying! October 26, 2008

sloppy salad

A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.

I saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my God it was sexy.

by Krunk Palace April 19, 2008