Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Sex slave story

I took her and tied her down she screamed but I didn’t care so I taped her up I licked her pussy and stuck my penis up her pussy I penetrated her so hard she gagged then I shuffled a dildo up her as she was tied to the wall and she organsmed the whole night…

A person who is a sexual toy to fuck with
“We made a sex slave story”

by U r m o m I s c o o l April 8, 2023

Cool Story Bro

A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".

Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.

by SaviourZealot October 6, 2011

Cool story, bro

A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.

John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."

by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010

true story

please see taroo storay

Tarooooooo Storaaaaaaaay!

by Unfairman January 12, 2004

tim story

Story that has no meaning or is so obvious it is dumb.

tim told us a tim story

Ex: Yea i went to that one place once.

by lvalleymanl August 12, 2007

Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010