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A sneaky way of saying masurbation.
Hey man, we're gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. Wanna come?

Nah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go rub one out and take a nap.
by Unfairman January 10, 2004

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A really sweet orange drink that is difficult to find in stores.
What's a guy gotta do to get some Tang round here?
by Unfairman January 10, 2004

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What Mel says when she wants to draw attention to herself or can't think of anything else to say.
Mel: brrrrrrrblllllltthhhhthththththt TarooStoray!
Us: Oh, hey Mel.

Us: Mel, how do you feel about the upcoming election? Do you think the Democrats have a real chance of getting back into the White House or do you feel that the incumbent is unbeatable?
Mel: Taroo Storay!
by Unfairman January 10, 2004

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please see taroo storay
Tarooooooo Storaaaaaaaay!
by Unfairman January 12, 2004

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1. A kick ass song by a kick ass band, Dispatch.
2. Some kid I knew in college; Heather's brother
1. Have you heard that song Elias? It kicks ass!
2. I saw Elias picking his nose the other day.
by Unfairman January 09, 2004

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