Unfairman's definitions

rub one out

A sneaky way of saying masurbation.

Hey man, we're gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. Wanna come?

Nah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go rub one out and take a nap.

by Unfairman January 10, 2004

true story

please see taroo storay

Tarooooooo Storaaaaaaaay!

by Unfairman January 12, 2004

taroo storay

What Mel says when she wants to draw attention to herself or can't think of anything else to say.

Mel: brrrrrrrblllllltthhhhthththththt TarooStoray!
Us: Oh, hey Mel.

Us: Mel, how do you feel about the upcoming election? Do you think the Democrats have a real chance of getting back into the White House or do you feel that the incumbent is unbeatable?
Mel: Taroo Storay!

by Unfairman January 10, 2004

elias

1. A kick ass song by a kick ass band, Dispatch.
2. Some kid I knew in college; Heather's brother

1. Have you heard that song Elias? It kicks ass!
2. I saw Elias picking his nose the other day.

by Unfairman January 9, 2004

tang

A really sweet orange drink that is difficult to find in stores.

What's a guy gotta do to get some Tang round here?

by Unfairman January 10, 2004