Jersey Shore

1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.

2.) shit

1.

Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...

2.

The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen

by InvisibleWater October 13, 2012

Jersey shore

Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey

Guy: I watched the jersey shore last night

Other Guy: That show sucks balls

Guy: It sure does

by Salamia sam i yam October 21, 2010

jersey shore

A large pile of SHIT.

lulu: " i watched jersey shore last night"

ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT!"

by theonewithlogic January 23, 2011

smores

graham cracker with a marshmallow and chocolate in between
or
a whore wearing a white t-shirt that poured choclate sauce all over herself with the assumption that in doing so she will get lucky?

what x-actly are smores im not really sure

by COOLEST biatch February 20, 2007

Jersey Shore

a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.

Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.

by Field Playa October 30, 2010

shore pound

The act of coitus practiced inconspicuously on your local public beach.

Steve, Jeff and I saw some wicked shore pound om the beach today. Then Jeff went and smelled the sand...gross.

by Gabriel Candelaria February 1, 2008

slore

It is a blend between the slang swear words slutandwhore

"Eeeew... Jake is a fucking slore!"

by JafffaCream August 20, 2008