I'm Fine Mom! *Smack*

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.

Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

by Jezeah July 27, 2008

smac

To talk shit on someone

"that ho is talkin smac on me"

by Michellle June 27, 2006

Smack

good food, the usage is in reference to the the sound one's lips make when eating tasty food.

Let us go get some smack and In and Out.

by maccam1123 October 14, 2009

Smack

Abbreviation of "smack-ass"

A person who is rude, obnoxious or vulgar; a jerk or asshole

Commonly used by someone to refer to a person that is telling them things they don't want to hear

Mike: Laura, why aren't the dishes done?

Laura: I'm sorry, I was busy.

Mike: I'm at work all day and when I get home the first thing I have to do is clean. Why are you never able to save me that trouble?

Laura: I do have other things to do, you know.

Mike: Like what, watch QVC, eat cookies, and sleep?

Laura: You know what, you're a real smack!

Mike: And you're a useless piece of shit! Now that we've stated the obvious, where's my dinner?

by PinkFloydManiac1973 January 2, 2012

talk smack aka smack talk

To talk the Shizdat

You gonna get jacked up if you keep talkin smsck
I only talk smck wit my hand

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Mormon Smackdown

When one man and several women engage in a dogpile/sexfest.

I got into a Mormon Smackdown last week and there were elbow drops and rimjobs everywhere.

by Thermos Frick July 3, 2008

smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006