Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red

Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!

by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022

Shreksticles

Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.

Bro where are your onions?!

I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…

by Weestain hearts Shreks lovin March 15, 2022

Shreksy

When calling someone 'Shreksy' is describing them as 'hot' and they look Shrek who is very hot.

Omg, she is so Shreksy!

by EmoMaia March 20, 2022

Shreya

Very kind and amazing personality, can make friends easily and so easy to talk to!! Very unjudgemental and very pretty like if you see her you might pass out and die cause of how pretty she is. If you lose a friendship with her that’s a big loss for you!!

Sophie: “ugh Shreya wasn’t in homeroom today it was so boring”
Hannah: “I agree, she always lights up the room”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022

ShreVert

A future Youtuber.
That's it.

Yo, I am a big fan of ShreVert

by George the GR8 June 24, 2022