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rule 8

If you draw the last pint of beer from the keg then you are responsible for getting said keg refilled.
You know the rules. Rule 8 is: you kill the keg, you fill the keg.
by qpeojpernfgnrgrg July 9, 2009
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Six second rule

The Six Second Rule can be used under 2 conditions:

1. When asking someone out and AIM shows that they are typing for more than 6 seconds normally implying a 'no'.

2. When you say 'hi/hey/whats up' via AIM and it takes them more than 6 seconds to reply, normally implying that they are leaving and are saying goodbye.
(over AIM)
person 1: hey
(takes more than 6 seconds to respond)
person 1: (thinking to himself: aww, shit, he gotta go. DAMN YOU SIX SECOND RULE!!!)
person 2: hey, I gotta go. Sorry, see you later.
by GrayxSkiesxBleed February 16, 2009
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Golden Rule

Treat others the way you would like to be treated.
Sarah gave me a Reese Peanut Butter Cup. According to the Golden Rule I should repay such kindness.
by Torch156 November 16, 2010
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Rule 23

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)
*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!
by MissNoodles June 23, 2006
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rule 751

Anything, at any time in the history of the world that has any significance toward the general population of the world, CAN AND WILL have at least one (1) conspiracy theory to go with it.
Normal guy- Did you hear they finally killed Osama Bin Laden?

Conspiracy Theorist- No man, they're just telling us that through the media that's run by the NWO. They really captured him and are keeping him in a prison cell in the underground bunker of the White House where they keep Elvis, Jim Morrison, Saddam Hussein, and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan who "really" gives all the orders to the current president in coded messages through his Alpha-Bits cereal every morning. Use your head, man. Think all the time, don't let THEM catch you unaware or they'll implant a chip in your brain and have complete control of you, man. *adjusts tin foil helmet and mumbles under their breath..."THEY ain't getting into my head,man."*

Normal Guy- I knew rule 751 would come into play pretty quick with this.
by Eustace Baggs May 27, 2011
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The 6 rule

Deep down what every woman wants in a man - 6 feet, 6 inches and 6 figures.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there!
Girl 2: I'm sure he definitely follows the 6 rule!
by allieb December 8, 2014
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three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.
*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"
by brendan June 19, 2004
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