Normal guy- Did you hear they finally killed Osama Bin Laden?

Conspiracy Theorist- No man, they're just telling us that through the media that's run by the NWO. They really captured him and are keeping him in a prison cell in the underground bunker of the White House where they keep Elvis, Jim Morrison, Saddam Hussein, and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan who "really" gives all the orders to the current president in coded messages through his Alpha-Bits cereal every morning. Use your head, man. Think all the time, don't let THEM catch you unaware or they'll implant a chip in your brain and have complete control of you, man. *adjusts tin foil helmet and mumbles under their breath..."THEY ain't getting into my head,man."*

Normal Guy- I knew rule 751 would come into play pretty quick with this.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak