True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!

by Ingredients January 27, 2022

Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders

Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"

Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust

by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022

sack religion

Sack religion

That's sack religion

by anonymous August 8, 2022

Secular religion

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?

Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

Bradley Religion

A religion that worships Irish manager Stephen Bradley, it currently contains around twenty members. 19th of November is Bradleymas, Bradley’s birthday. These people consider Bradley to be god

We are part of the Bradley religion

by Pope of Bradley November 20, 2022

Starism (religion)

Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.

Starists are the plural for the religion.

guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?

guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!

starism (religion)

by Starism November 20, 2022