Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

personality

A person's general disposition and who they are as a person including the way they act, the way the think, the way they feel, and the values they hold.

His personality is horrible. He is angry, bitter and jealous, and always holds grudges against people that offend him.

by [e-mail] May 24, 2008

skinny fat person

A skinny fat person is a someone who appears visibly skinny with their clothes on. But, if you were to touch them or see them without clothing they are very flabby. This is very common in white people. Most white guys and girls have very little lean muscle tissue, which is why they are skinny fat people. Have you ever seen a thin white guy with no shirt on? Then you notice he has a soft pot belly and man boobs. This is a good example of what a skinny fat person is. With clothes on they appear thin to the eye, but if you were to see them unclothed their body is incredibly flabby and soft like jello. These body types are primarily due to genetics. Not everyone is naturally muscular nor will they become muscular and ripped. For some, it is not in their gentics to be muscular and well defined.

skinny fat person

by Rita30 January 16, 2010

persay

Referring to the number of times something is said.

"I am far too intellectual for this conversation, per say."
"Yes, you are too intellectual for this conversation every time you say it. You should also be intelligent enough to know it's per se, not persay, you shitbrain."

by De Derp De Derp De Teedly Derp March 4, 2017

real persians

proud people hailing from the country of iran. we take great pride in our history and our abilities. we respect the old, have sound morals, and don't like snobby persians that make the rest of the persian people look bad. we are also incredibly successful as a minority group. you will often find real persians in the business world and in universities. you will also see us as doctors, engineers, and entrepreneurs.

the successful persians not caught up in their own self-image

by borobebeenam February 19, 2005

Black Persons Dad

Literally nothing

Because black people don’t have dads.

White guy: Hey where’s your dad?

Black guy: I don’t know I’ve never seen him before.
Black Persons Dad

by JustKovah December 11, 2019

W Person

A person who always spits W’s
And is really cool

“Yo Cory is such a W person”

by WinterScorpion September 27, 2021