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Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
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tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.
{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.
by Telephony October 3, 2020
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Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012
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Poop-Dicka

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl
by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020
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Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013
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business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops
by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017
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seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.
Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.
by jj brown January 9, 2008
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