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Get the old messages found in the future mug.Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
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Mike: I dont think your getting this..
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Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
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Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages
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Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.
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