Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

apartment mate

people living within the apartment but not in your same room.

kevin: "me and my apartments mates are going to hang out tonight"

oakley girls: wtf is an apartment mate????

by oakleygirls December 16, 2005

Cool maths games

The only way to survive long and boring classes aka the entirety of school

Cool maths games is lit.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

Fap Material

Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.

"Have you seen Linsey's Myspace pics? Pure fap material right there."

by Animated May 16, 2009

cheers mate

British slang meaning "Thank you, friend."

I wasn't expecting a gift. Cheers mate!

by The Great Urbanio July 4, 2014

Matt Webb

The lead guitarist of band Marianas Trench.
From Vancouver, BC, he's awesome, funny, and super cute.

Friend: Did you see Matt Webb at the MT concert?
Me: Yeah, he was rockin'!

by Lover;Dearest. March 28, 2009